Sarah Palin Resigning!!!

The Huffington Post is reporting that Sarah's had enough and calling it quits. We can only hope she'll now run for the Republican nomination for President. Awesome.

Old McDonnell Lost His Mind, Ee-I-Ee-I-O!

Does gubernatorial candidate Bob "Old" McDonnell believe you should give the keys back to a drunk who ran his bus into a ditch? Maybe, but it certainly sounds like he wants to emulate that drunk's driving record. McDonnell says our former Preznit Dubya steered our nation into "an unprecedented period of economic recovery and economic growth." The drunk bus driver had it under control until about 2006, Old McDonnell went on to say, at which point Dubya had to drive with one eye closed for fear of "overheating" the engine. McDonnell neglected to mention how Dubya then ran the bus into a ravine (flimsy guardrails on our form of capitalism, dontchafonkinknow), wiping out untold passengers and pedestrians in the process.

President Obama has been trying to clean up the wreck that Dubya left us, but silly Republicans like Bob McDonnell keep trying to get back into the driver's seat. Virginia doesn't need a Dubya wannabe destroying our state, but McDonnell does need to take another cue from Dubya: Go home and sleep it off!

Poor Sarah Palin!

Publicity-shy Sarah Palin has pumped THE LATE SHOW well dry, so she's turning her attention to an Alaskan political blogger. Apparently, there's a Glen Beck wannabe who lives so far up Little Sarah's colon he has his own zip code, so an Alaskan political blogger photoshopped the wannabe as a baby in Sarah's arms. Sarah somehow links this to an assault on "special needs" kids, rather than an assault on another filthy AM radio Republican spewing his venom across the airwaves. Leave it to Sarah to confuse "special needs" children and Republicans.

I'm sure glad Sarah has thick skin, 'cause politics is nasty!

Another Crazy Republican Murders a Doctor!

Sad, but the murderer is by and large an example of the base to which the current Republican Party is pandering. One wonders how many similar right wing nutjobs are being lathered up by pukes like Lush Rimbaugh, Ham Seannity, and that fonkin' cry-baby Glen Peck.

Republican Tom Tancredo: Bitter Racist?

Is Republican Tom Tancredo bitter about his failed attempt to run for president? Is he a racist? Maybe both.

He reared his ugly head again this week when he called Barrack Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor a racist and accused her of being a member of a racist group, La Raza, equating it to the KKK. Watch this!

On the surface, this may seem extreme and idiotic, but when you know Tancredo's background and the company he keeps, it's understandable where his xenophobia and racism comes from! To learn more about Tancredo's racist ties, read this.

Still not convinced? His buddy pleads guilty of assaulting an African-American woman after calling her the "N" word! Yeah, he knows a racist when he sees one!!! Read it.

Waterboarding Is Not Torture?

Next up: Ham Seannity said he'd get waterboarded. Ya think Lush Rimbaugh or cry-baby Glen Beck want a piece of this action? Will Liz Cheney volunteer so her tough talking daddy doesn't have to risk his delicate heart condition? LMAO!

Who ever said fonkin' Republicans are big-mouthed wimps?

H/T to Waldo Jacquith.

Liberty University Needs to Change Its Name!

So much for LIBERTY!


May 22, 2009
Liberty University Bans College Dems
Posted: 08:16 PM ET
(CNN) – Liberty University, the evangelical school in Virginia founded by the late Rev. Jerry Falwell, is drawing heat Friday for its decision to revoke recognition of the College Democrats' chapter on campus.
According to the Lynchburg News & Advance, the school decided a week ago the organization "stood against the moral principles" held by the school and therefore could no longer be sanctioned.
Maria Childress, the staff adviser to the club, told the paper the school — which opposes abortion rights and gay marriage — had issues with the Democratic Party platform.
Childress says she was told by Mark Hine, the vice president of student affairs, that "'You can't be a Democrat and be a Christian and be a university representative.'"
In a conference call with reporters Friday, Terry McAuliffe — the former chairman of the Democratic National Committee who is running for governor of Virginia — sharply criticized the move.
The university did not return CNN's request for comment.